VERSE1
I wanna tell you all about a friend of mine
See him now from time to time
And he always brings a smile to my face
Theres a lot of stories he can tell
And Best of all he tells them well
You should hear about the frog he keeps at his place
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VERSE2
Well he chauffeurs it in the family car
And he takes it down to the local bar
Where hes not afraid of buying it a drink
And the people talk and the people stare
And they wonder what hes doing there
He dont give a damn what they might think
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CHORUS
And the frog just sits there
Doesnt care how it gets there
Acts like its the pits there
All he does is sits there
And the frog just sits there
And you know that he dont care
Cause he aint going nowhere
All he does is sits there
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VERSE3
Well it never fails that a girl comes in
And winds up sitting next to him
Her curiosity is plain to see
Finally she asks him why
He likes to have a frog nearby
And he says he just likes the company
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VERSE4
But then he starts to have some fun
He says this frogs a special one
Whispers in her ear what it can do
First she laughs and seems suprised
But then a gleam comes in her eyes
She demands he prove to her its true
(CHORUS)
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VERSE5
Well he wants to be accommodating
And he knows that shes anticipating
A feeling that shes never really known
So the three of them will sneak out back
To the front seat of her cadillac
Where they can have some room to be alone
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VERSE6
And I know that you can probably guess
She drops her drawers and lifts her dress
He says she should spread her legs apart
And he checks to see if its all clean [*]
And he sets the frog down in between
Tells it then to go ahead and start
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CHORUS2
But the frog just sits there
Doesnt care how it gets there
Acts like its the pits there
All he does is sits there
And the frog just sits there
And you know that he dont care
Cause he aint going nowhere
All he does is sits there
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VERSE7
He pretends he cant explain
And he tells the frog to start again
Smiles at her just to ease her mind
When the frog still wont begin
He shakes his head and says to him
All Right! -Im gonna show you
ONE MORE TIME!
(CHORUS2)
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Lyrics later changed to And some of you might think its mean
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